Any time that someone says anything about being “the (insert single syllable word) king” I def read it in the voice of The Rat King from TMNT

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Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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“A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.”

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“I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.”
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when u take a cookie without askin mama

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"Never first, never last.
Somewhere in between.
That’s the man I’m ‘sposed to be.”

FUCK that’s heavy